24th
Joke - Texas Midget
This Texas midget suffered almost continually from aching testicles. Eventually, he went to see a Urologist about the problem. The doctor had the midget stand on the exam table and drop his pants. The doctor put one finger under the midget’s left testicle and had him turn his head and cough.
“Hmmm,” mumbled the doctor. He then put one finger under the midget’s right testicle and had him again turn his head and cough. “Aha!” said the doctor as he reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side….then, snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was too scared to look or even breathe, but he realized that the snipping didn’t hurt a bit.
The doctor helped the midget down from the table and told him to walk around a bit to see if his testicles still hurt.
Absolutely delighted to find that his testicles no longer ached, the midget exclaimed, “Doc, they feel perfect, and I didn’t even feel a thing! What did you do?”
The doctor replied, “I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots”.
